UNSUITABLE BOOKING

Name: Unsuitable Booking
Price: 9.99 GBP
Availability: PreOrder
Author: Hannah

BEHIND THE SCENES OF AN ESCORT'S REAL LIFE PRIVATE MESSAGES

Informative, Sarcastic and Comical

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What's Inside

Ever wondered what really lands in an escort's inbox? Unsuitable Booking is a collection of real, unfiltered enquiries — the bizarre, the brazen, and the utterly baffling — paired with Hannah's sharp, quick-fire replies.

"Can you pretend to be my mum?" — Reader, I replied.

"I have a budget of £20. Is that enough?" — Spoiler: it was not.

"I'm very respectful. Also, can you do it for free?" — Classic.

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